TO: PEOPLE ON EARTH
FROM: GOD
DATE: 02/07/2006
SUBJECT: STOP

Knock it off, All of you

Seriously, What the Hell

GOD

yeeeeshhh
ok
I AM GOING TO CUT HEADS!!!!!!!!!
PURA MASSACREISHON!
YOU WILL SEE

I Made a lot of stupid doodles in a 9 hour flight to my cousins wedding...
Ill miss her T_T

I will upload all those stupidities, they just need details, cuz they are ugly lol

I wasnt tagged but meh, Im Bored as Hell, y me caes rebien comadre xD
Sorry for the contest shit lol, I was late, I wasnt even there D:

Perdona Comadre... No llegue a tiempo (GIGANTIC SADFACE!)

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Tavo
2. Octavarium
3. Abuelo

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Octavarium
2. BasiliskGlance
3. SevereHeadTrauma

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Couldnt deal with my brothers UN-FRESH Butt
2. Pick Nose
3. Muchos UR MOM Jokes a Mis queridas primas en un Mario Kart xD

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. THE GIFT THAT GOD GAVE ME! osease, My stupidity, Schizophrenic and delirium attacks
2. Mis manotas de Mandril
3. IM A USELESS WHORE! GOD I LOVE MYSELF!

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Im a whiney bitch (en serio... me quejo demasiado de cualquier estupidez...)
2. I love My GIGANTIC GOOFY feet (Ur fat Mom is no match for MY FEET!) but everytime I need to buy shoes its EPIC FAIL (I cant find shoes of my size T.T)
3. Mis manotas de Mandril

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. MEXICAN
2. Spanish
3. TURKey lol (big chicken C: )

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Myself in boredom, I can be dangerous :C
2. The AFTER of everything bad, example, U FAILED MATH U STUPID LOL (ok Im not really afraid of that...) IM AFRAID OF ARRIVING HOME AND MOM YELLING AND BAD GENERAL NOTES
3. People

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. THE BANANA IS IN THE PIJAMA!
2. My sickness sweater
3. Calcetin... uno nomas y esta roto...

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Desvariar / Idiotic Delirum
2. Doodle and read
3. Play some guitar ( I SUCK... BUT I TRY HARD! )

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. MY BOOKS and my glasses
2. My Aypo or any BIG storage device that also plays MP3
3. Pen, My middle finger, guitar

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. BUCKETHEAD
2. Dream Theater
3. Carcass

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Apathy to ugly stupid things
2. Distract urself with something cool, like music, a good book, draw or a comic
3. Youtube! and Patadas en los Cojones aleatorias

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Warrior Soul - Kiuas
2. Heroin breakfast - Freak Kitchen
3. Go Into The Water - Dethklok

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. STUDY MUCHO! And Getting the bestests grades EVUH!
2. finding sumthing I wants
3. Improve lots of stuffs

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. I wants to go to cinema on MONDAY! (Monday! I must suppose u heard that Lord Wellington?, what a barbaric thought Lord Scrumpinton!)
2. Brain Exploding in 4 grade
3. PLAYING LEGEND OF ZELDA WAND OF GAMELON! ST CHARBEL! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. I want a girl that doesnt looks me ugly everytime I say some of my shit C:
2. Nerd Stuff... yesh! and Books! and HEBI MEROL
3. The cute stuff, u know, trust, cuteness, dearing and that shit... I want my... I want it... I want my Phone Call... I just want my Phone Call

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. MOCOS
2. Im the biggest Virus in every scholar system! (Yeah Octavio! for your awesome grades! let the COMPUTER tells us! Uhhh... The computer fucked up... 2748 students and the computer fucked up with you... U cant get ur grades now, and forget about those extrapoints, I know you made a fine homework but the computer doesnt checks it... SUCKS2BU) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk you
3. Lot of weird stupidities... I could start a Webcomic !!!!!!

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. U ARE AN USELESS DOT IN YOUR UGLY ROOM... Now, how does the Universe Looks like without that Useless Dot?
2. Id Sell Ur Soul to Nyarlathotep for 3 Lt Of Coca-Cola, Some Good Whiskey And A Bottle Of Robitussin
3. IM fuuull of awesome but useless talents! u gota love me!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Nice Hair
2. Eyes
3. cute little hands

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Caring and humility C:
2. Smartness and nerdiness
3. I like a girl that is girly but at the same time she can hold and even be amused by my sick idiotic deliriums and a lil bit of "FUCK YOU MAN! I SNIPED HIM FIRST! UR MOM IS SO OLD SHE HAS A SIGNED EDITION OF THE BIBLE! (YOU MUST BE AROUND THERE MY FINE LADY! but while I dont find you... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! >:C )

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T [seem to] DO:
1. Be In a Nice weather with Myself, I NEED COLD! FUCK YOU HOTNESS!
2. Sleeping
3. Enjoy being rounded by people :C

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. My Grandpa T.T
2. My Johnny Bravo school stuff I had when I was a little cute and not so hairy boy
3. GOOD STUFF! like better books, and better TV programs! and Movies! and Twinkies! and Hard to transform Transformers (Its was easier to steal a jew than transforming those Transformers! now you just press the red shitty button and WOOSH! I WAS EASY AND DESIGNED FOR SPECIAL KIDS!)

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. MOAR BOOKS!!!!
2. Geek Stuff C: or something fun! videogames, action figures, u know...
3. Everything that comes with good feelings! THANKS! I luvz you! no not you, yes you

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Idiotic Delirium
2. Too many Myths and comics and horror books and movies and videogames and Death Metal... and teh shit, u know
3. PEOPLE EXPLOdING, violent gore scenes, RIdicuLous Villians, Lots of blood... the Usual Torture porn

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Read and videogames
2. Drawing and criticize EVERYTHING, Literally EVERYTHING
3. Music and Guitar

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. I DOnt want to sleep... U cant obligue me
2. BE THE KING OF THE ROAD! Crash shit in a BIG Construction/fighting MACHWINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Drink something, CocaCola, Water, Coffee, Molten iceCream, Whiskey, Toilet, Pee, Unknown origins beer, Juice made of myself (I want to cut my toe and then Juice it and destilation and the cool stuff, and drink whatever comes out, sure it will be awesome!)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Medicine is a Bitch... And Im happy to be Hers
2. Literature
3. Design

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. ScandinaviaRAGHHHHH!!!!!1!one
2. Russia and Turkey
3. Japan and Thailand

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Ed
2. Edd
3. Eddy

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Don Prepucio
2. Circunciso
3. Chuck Norris

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Jack Bauer
2. Malon (She was the cutest girl in all Zelda Universe, u know Im right, bastard)
3. Gary Coleman

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Draw every angry person I find!
2. Transform Into a BIG Elephant and step on a zebra!
3. Kill the Burger King so I BECOME the Burger King!

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY:

WHO FUCKING CARES!
Even Jesus Makes Fun Of You >:C